Short jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"