Short jokes
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
DONE🔫
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.