Short jokes
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
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There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
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What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.