Short jokes

what's flat and great for cutting? me.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Did you know that the F in orphan means family?

There's no F in orphan?

Exactly.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.