Short jokes
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!