Short jokes
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Kms.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”