Short jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.