Short jokes
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!