Short jokes

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No. 1 pencils?

My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"

Me "OH NO" 💀

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.

I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

asdf.

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.

It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.