Short jokes
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.