Short jokes
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Gegebehhhhh!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.