Short jokes
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.