Short jokes
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.