Short jokes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
ememe
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...