Short jokes

Short jokes

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.