Short jokes

Short jokes

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.