Short jokes
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Five more days.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!