Short jokes

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Knock knock.

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

Make him read a book.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: bro😭😭

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

Dews?

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

Because it had a window pane.

DONE🔫

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.