Short jokes

Short jokes

Oven

  • What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

    “Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

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  • Zoo

  • Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

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  • Cost

  • Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.

    Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.

  • 1
  • Mama

  • Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

    Mama

  • Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.