Short jokes

Short jokes

What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."