Short jokes
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Suck my pp!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!