Short jokes

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at three hoes.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”