Short jokes
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Dnebdoctor?
Realger.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.