Short jokes
Pop a choccy milk!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owlπ¦
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. π
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Ryurhg.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.