Short jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Peter B is homogay.
I fucc mi brother.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.