Short jokes

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Trump, must I say more?

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

My name is Jeff.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

your mom

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?

Kum and Go.