Short jokes
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
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What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Greg is a pedo.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.