Short jokes
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
keligh?
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?