Short jokes
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.