Short jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
William
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Angus' love life.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...