Short jokes
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Lee Bryan
Louie's parents tried this.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
bradley
Pacman
Louie being born.
Oliver Savage.
Louie Fennell.