Short jokes
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.