Short jokes

Short Jokes

Donkey

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:

Nothing, donkeys don't talk.

Stephen Hawking

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

App

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

Ocean

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

Animal

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Boat

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

Pacman

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

Fitness

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

Dentist

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

Truck

Why did Joey drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)

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