Short jokes

Short Jokes

Bed

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

Acne

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

Adam

Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?

To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.

Prison

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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  • Arrest

    So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.

    Channel

    This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA

    Emo

    Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

    Store

    I lost my virginity once and found it in a store being sold off.

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  • Loser

    What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?

    A girl actually dates the paper.

    Drug

    Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

    Face

    Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

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