Short jokes
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
The earth is flat.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?