Short jokes
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)