Short jokes
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
I like unicorns.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Don't bully. Lol.
Don't bully.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.