Short jokes
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.