Short jokes

Short jokes

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!