Oof

Oof Jokes

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents."

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof

When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

oof.

The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job