Short jokes
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Yeetus.
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.
"Let go of my nose!"
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?