Short jokes
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Gun control...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
You are the joke.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
3+3=****
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.