Short jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
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FIERY LOS
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.