Short jokes
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...