Short jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
JAJAJA
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
All germs are from GERMany.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
Die.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!