Short jokes
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Succcccc.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
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This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Welcome to our Computer Show.
I'm Mars Argo.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
What's Reddit?
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.