Short jokes
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
I think you're eggcellent!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.