Short jokes
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
You really gay. No questions added.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Yeoooo.
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