Short jokes
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
He is dead.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Alia’s YouTube channel.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.