Short jokes
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.