Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Short Jokes
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Yeoooo.
TikTok
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
