Short jokes
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Suck my ass, guys!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...