I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Short Jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
My grades.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
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Monky.
Chupa mi polla.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Send toe pics lol :)
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Hi, I'm Yeff.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
