Short jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Mÿ pp.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do you call a PEIS?
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What did Cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Oh, hail no!!!