Short jokes
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
These are meannnnn.
Toby Fox.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Rock, paper, lesbians.