Short jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
The joke about is stupid.
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I don't know what to say.