Short jokes
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What did the mom say to the baby?
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Dfhbbfd.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pen15
Your fat!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.