Short jokes
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
WALL-E
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
A burrito walked off a building.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Capitalism.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.