Short jokes
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Jokes...
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.