Short jokes
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Don't touch my bot.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Did you hear about the Mormons?
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)