Short jokes

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

The cops had to comb the area.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

I got udder jokes too.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.

Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?

Because he was grounded.

Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?

A. A dino-snore.

Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?

A: It sends chills up their spine.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.