Short jokes
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y u gey, bruh?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Big butt
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What is going on here?
Dcexcedcrd.
Fuk Nip shat!
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF