Short jokes
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
All Asians look the same.
Year 10 English.