How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Short Jokes
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
All Asians look the same.
Year 10 English.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
I got udder jokes too.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
