Short jokes
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Callum Coulter
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I have no legs.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Ahhhhhhh!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂