Short jokes
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Ur dad is mad.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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Sam Gonzales
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."