What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Short Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
TDS? More like STDs.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
