Short jokes
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Your mum's got big tits.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
"Bill, never do that again."
Bill, that's racist!
bill tran
Teddy
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.