Short jokes
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Hi, how are you today?
What?
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
None of these jokes really took off.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Eed?
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!