Short jokes
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
ASDA.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
"Time"? More like waiting.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!