Short jokes
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Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?