Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Short Jokes
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Whatβs wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Lettuce ketchup.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken π€£ππ Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Once I was 7.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
