Short jokes

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.